Today my Life Starts Anew,,,,

So maybe not completely anew but I did tell my job to fuck off. After listening to one of my employees fabricate an entire story and know that today was my boss' last day, who happened to be the only person who was completely aware of all of the issues going on in my shop, I resigned (effective immediately). It was in the form of a message left on the regional manager's voicemail saying that I would not be back due to all the SHIT I have had to put up with over the last year. And then I got to answer the phone when said employee (whom shall always be referred to as Super Snatch for the rest of my lifetime because that is truly what she is) called me and I got to tell her to FUCK OFF, STUPID BITCH, NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!! since by that time I had already called and quit. I would wish her to be hit by a rather large vehicle but just having to be her pathetic ass has to be hell enough as it is, I mean her own mother-in-law-to-be (well if she could pressure her suitor into marrying her, so far her DAILY not so subtle hints have not motivated him to do it and you would think he would from sheer annoyance. I mean if I was getting begged/hounded like that poor bastard I would probably give in just to shut the person up. Well that or bitchslap the person, but that's me.) wrote letter to maybe-to-be fiance pleading with him not to marry or continue dating her since she is such a train wreck (and I don't just mean her looks)....

anyways.....

I am now an unemployed Lotion Pusher with barely a cent to her name and have no clue as to where I am going but I am happy. And that is something I haven't been in a long time.

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